Friday, January 28, 2011

Who will tell this story?

Apparently me. Who else, in this blog atleast...

Once upon a time there was a very lazy guy on earth. He needed an army of assistants to do everything. He was also very rude. One day all the assistants had enough of him. Why not... he was stingy and didn't pay them much. So they picked him up shook him hard and told him to make a big hole and bury himself inside that.

One of these assistants could not find a second job. He tried several places, there were offers from few arab sheiks and one or two hollywood celebrities. After his first experience, he was not too sure about working with spoiled snobs and so decided to forego his job as an assistant and become an independent yoga artist. He went and bought himself a Bipasha Basu yoga CD and started with self learning.

Armed with this new skill, he aggressively pursued leads in several corporate gyms, 7star hotels and even airports - he thought it would be brilliant to guide people to meditate in transit lounges. Nothing converted into a job. And so he went back to his former employer, who had now become quite cozy in his hole.

Assistant begged the lazy rude guy to take him back and they worked out a working relation.

And this is the kind of nutty story you come up at the fag end of a lousy day.

2 comments:

  1. :)

    And i wonder what lead to this chain of thoughts !!

    I mean - Bipasha Basu yoga cd?!! i thought it was Shilpa shetty in yoga cds :D

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